Went to the movies the other night to watch "Doubt" (it did not translate well to film, Philip Seymour Hoffman was impeccable as usual, Meryl Streep chewed the scenery). During the entire film people all around me--respectable enough looking people, middle-aged and middle class--carried on numerous conversations. Were they raised in a barn? Have they no sense of propriety? Of course they do not, they are proud members of the great mewling Herd that is Amerika, entitled narcissists who have no compunction about despoiling the environment, gorging themselves on sodium grease and sugar, waddling around in comfortable clothes (elastic), all the while making things generally unpleasant for the rest of the world.
They have no choice but to verbalize every tiny thought that runs through their head, because they assume that the rest of us really care--and need to know--about what they think and feel. Every shallow sentiment must be given voice, every brain fart translated into speech requiring acknowledgement of their eminent specialness.
Meanwhile, baby fatt's plan continues apace: slowly saving money, gradually getting everything paid off (last quarter wasn't much assistance with regard to either), for the dream of emigrating, far away from here, far from these idiots who treat every public place as an extension of their sofa (once again, elastic). Calgon, take me away.