The headline of the SEIU press release says it all: "Hell Freezes Over: Rush Limbaugh Loves Union Hospitals And Socialized Medicine" (click on title above for link). Rush apparently had chest pains over the long holiday weekend (had he read the warning that came in the bottle of Viagra he might have been more careful), and was subsequently impressed by the healthcare he received in Hawaii.
As SEIU points out, the Hawaiian healthcare system is the most progressive in the country, requiring insurance mandates for employers and subsidies for employees, and with a healthcare workforce that is heavily unionized. The Hawaiian healthcare system, in other words, is much like what progressives have been trying to get passed in the rest of the country. As with most blowhards, one suspects the irony will be completely lost on Rush.
Of course Rush has millions and millions of dollars, and so could get great healthcare wherever he happens to start having chest pain (memo to Rush: kick the meat and up your veggie intake and you might live a long time. Then again: never mind, have another Havana). What I can't wait for is the effect the healthcare reform will have on working class conservatives, the ditto heads who so slavishly parrot Rush's talking points. Once folks actually start to receive decent healthcare--you know, have a PCP prescribing for them rather than an ER doc--how will they reconcile that experience with all they've been taught to believe? Unfortunately it probably won't have much of an effect on any of them.
A few years ago one of my aunts (who's somewhere to the right Ron Paul) injured herself while in France. She was walking along a dock in Normandy and slipped and lacerated her knee badly. My cousin took her immediately to the closest ER to get the wound treated. She was treated as soon as she walked in the door. It took upwards of twenty stitches to close the wound, and at discharge they gave her a prescription for antibiotics and another for pain meds.
My aunt is a cynical--and also a wealthy--woman, so as my cousin was helping her get checked out my aunt whipped out her American Express card and told her to pay whatever bill there was. My cousin told her the bill had already been taken care of. The prescriptions were five euros each and the stitches, doctor time, X-rays--everything else was free. My aunt was fairly impressed, but did it change her view of socialized medicine? Nah.
There are problems with any healthcare plan, no matter where and how it is constituted. Ten years from now America will have a much more progressive healthcare system than it has now and, as is our inalienable right as Americans, we will all complain about it at every opportunity. We will complain about its shortfalls, its bureaucracy, its inefficiencies, all the while getting routine healthcare for everything from wound care to chronic conditions (heart disease, for instance). Hell, half the fun of an entitlement is getting to complain about it.
And conservatives, of course, will complain most of all, even while taking every advantage of a progressive healthcare system that provides routine, affordable care for themselves and their loved ones. Just as today they gather in well-armed hordes to decry socialism while taking time on their way home to deposit their Social Security checks, they will somehow be able to keep within their heads two utterly incompatible thoughts: government is the problem not the solution; and why hasn't the government done more for me lately. Amazing, simply amazing.
But that's the joy of being conservative: never having to suffer cognitive dissonance (or appreciate irony). Just ask Rush.