So I’m writing the update to this facile JD Vance turd piece of white anthropology. I’m calling it “Frat-Boy Elegy.” It’s all about how the proud scots-irish struggled mightily to commit genocide on the aboriginal peoples and enslave the africans to use their stolen resources and labor to build the best country ever. After finally succeeding in this mighty task, they patriotically pursued the hard work of establishing and maintaining fraternities (and running for congress), and stuff. 

Hard work my brothers! Not like all those poor people. And brown people. It’s the Kappa Sig nation.  Beer pong and rape. Everything else is political correctness. Right?

OMG!

I am so filled with hate for the people of this stupid white trash nation I can no longer speak.